Tall Tales with Uncle Joe

Never one to disappoint for those who shirk boring politicians, Joe Biden is adding to his impressive gaffe collection. Today the VP spoke to multiple law enforcement groups and made the following pronouncement mid-speech to those in attendance: know that Judge Sotomayor has your back as well.

In Joe Biden's world Lady Justice is neither blind nor unbiased. In his world, She gets it". Though it's not completely opposed to his boss' statement that he was seeing a seat for empathy on the high court.

He Who Has A Much Higher IQ Than You! sure doesn't know when to stop talking let alone know how branches of our government work (including his own). I wonder if he can navigate the expansive reaches of his own mind without reliable gps systems?

No matter. Every time Joe is yearning for the taste of shoe leather the media (if they even acknowledge the gaffes) are learning the best way to handle these ubiquitous stories: nod, wink, chuckle and give good ole Joe a noogie. He's slowly becoming that great uncle that every family has and laughs fondly about come Thanksgiving: good ole Uncle Joe.